Cool sms jokes

Khushi Insaan ko itna nahi sikhati Jitna gham Sikhata ha

Nek Ban'nay ki koshish Aise karo Jese Haseen Ban'nay ki koshish kartay ho
(HAZRAT ALI . A. S)


GENTLEMEN, One at a time plz Catwoman Adult SMS Messages / Naughty Sms Jokes An ugly woman went 2 priest 4 help.

Priest: only after death, all men will b urs.

She went on bridge & jumped.
She fell on a truck of bananas.
She lost senses & was unable to see. She touched her surroundings feeling all the bananas;
She smiled and said:
GENTLEMEN, One at a time plz :)


Agar Aap Mein
TALENT Hy
Salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
Kuch Kar Dikhana Chahte HoTo Apna Time Zaya Mat Karo
Aj Hi Join Karo
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS"Unka BANDAR Mar Gaya He!



I pray häppiness be ät yöür döör.

Mäy it knöck eärly, stäy läte, & leäve the gift öf GOD's

peace, love, joy & good health.


Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:

Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"

lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:

Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"


Arz kiya hai...

"Irshad..Irshad"


Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie'

Wah..Wah..

Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie'


Oye hoay ghar bhago yaro LIGHT aa gaie.



Log kehty hn,

pyar itna b mat kro
k
girl frnd sar p sawar Ho Jaye,

hum kehty hn k pyar itna karo
k
girlfrnd ki friend b tumhary sath faraar hony ko tyar HoJaye


"NIKAH" K Is Lafz Ne unhen Kitna Moutabar Kar Diya "Faraz"
.
.
.
Ke wO Karain TO "HAQ" He,
Or
Hum Karen To
"Fuck" He ..!


On the shore of life, friends r like waves; dey cum n go but dey touch in such a way dat a feelin of closeness always remains dere! So guys,no
matter hw far v r,no matter hw much out of touch v r,no matter hw many great friends i n u make.. "u" would always b 1 of my gud,special
n unforgettable "friends" =) Cheers to "our" friendship! =)



Friendship isn't about "me sorry"

its about "kamine teri ghalti hai"
Its not about "me here 4u"

its about "kahan hai nalayak"
Its not about "i understand"

its about "sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos"
Its not about "i care 4u"

its about "kamino tumhe chor k kaha jaunga"
Its not about "me happy 4 ur success"

its about "lukkhe chal party de.."