She sent
me a fax with a stamp on it. She
thought a quarterback was a refund. She tripped on
the cordless phone She put
lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind She
took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
At the bottom
of the application where it says "sign here", she put Leo
If she
spoke her mind, she would be speechless
When
she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved
Q : What
happened to the blonde tap dancer?A : She slipped off and fell down the drain
Did you hear
about the blonde that got an AM radio?It took her months to figure out she could use it at night
