To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart,to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you.I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?Santa: Very long!
How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.Sant: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
