Santa giving exam while standing at the door.A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Teacher to santa: where were you born?Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
Don’t rush in love for it never runs out.Let love be the one to knock at your door,
so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.
What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U,you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.
