Word Play SMS

U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my
waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a
bottle of PEPSI.


FiLL iN THE BLANKS . . .

____ LAND ____ PAR ____ CHUT !!!

Any Idea ?



No !



Don't Think Wierd !



oK !



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PTCL LAND LINE PAR BHAARI CHUT !!! ;->




Jan 5 Ko guzri hoi
1 sachi story
7 saal ki bachi ko os k baap & bhai ne le k bohat buri tarha se usko zabrdasti.







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School main admission karwaya.-)


Newz reporter:Ap ka best cricketer kon hai.
Nergis: YUHANA
Newz reporter:Mainy ap ka best cricketer pocha hai HOBBY nahi


A girl br?ke her umbrella,She went to repair shop,
Man:upar ka kapra utarna parayga aur neechay danda dalna parayga,
Girl:jo marzi karo,bus pani ander na jaye...



My
Or
Tm



Tm
Or
My



Yani
Hm
Dono



Aj
Rat



Ko
2
Baje



K
Bad



Akele
Me



Chup
K
Se



Bistar
Py



Lait
K



Ek
Dosre
Ko



Sms karainge.


Hold Her By Her Waist.

Keep Ur Hands on Her Neck.

Then...?

Press Ur Lips...

Against Her Lips

&

Drink Sprite.
Laga Na
Lemon Ka Jhatka?


Rat ko aik larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia.
Car kareeb aa kar ruki
to larki boli oh
i am sory
main samji taxi hai.

Car wala bola

main bi yehi samja tha.,



Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get


Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...