One Liners

Inflexibility
is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

What did
the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2,
don't start anything.

Am I getting
smart with you? ....How would you know?

Bud,
what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry,
The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'

Bloke
calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick"
Boss asks: "How sick are u?"
Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"

Love is a
name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!

Roses
are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!

I like
your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!

Hey, there is
Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people
wid ur face - NO SEX!

When an apple
is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to
..WOOPS...wrong number....