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Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.


What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.


Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?



Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'


Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick"
Boss asks: "How sick are u?"
Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"


Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!



Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!


I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!


Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!



When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....



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