Miscellaneous sms Messages

Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna...!!


Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!


Umm...your .... ZIP is open...



Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.


Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.


How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.



Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.


I'm not as dumb as you look.


If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.



What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.