?Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.?A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
?There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!?I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...
?Q: Why do brides wear white?A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
?One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
?What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
?Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.?After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
?I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
