Q : Why are blonde jokes so short? A : So men can remember them.
Whats diff btw 18yr old... Rate this Joke 5 - Excellent! 4 - Very Good! 3 - Fair! 2 - Ok! 1 - Poor!
Whats diff btw 18yr old girl & kamwali bais boobs?
18yr old girls have big tight cute boobs & yumy pink nipples. Thats my experience. Ab kamwali ka tum batao
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Kashti Tufano Se Nikal Sakti... Rate this Joke 5 - Excellent! 4 - Very Good! 3 - Fair! 2 - Ok! 1 - Poor!
Kashti Tufano Se Nikal Sakti Hai, Takdir Kisi Bhi Waqt Badal Sakti hai, Cricket Kya Dekte Ho diwano Tennis Dekho, sania Kisi din chaddi bathroom me bhul sakti hai.
Arz kiya hai, Na Himmat aapme... Rate this Joke 5 - Excellent! 4 - Very Good! 3 - Fair! 2 - Ok! 1 - Poor!
Arz kiya hai,
Na Himmat aapme hai, na aapki haddi me hai,
Na himmat aapme hai, na aapki haddi me hai
Himmat to usme hai jo bina haddi ke aapki chaddi me hai.
One GAY to another- Naraj... Rate this Joke 5 - Excellent! 4 - Very Good! 3 - Fair! 2 - Ok! 1 - Poor!
One GAY to another- Naraj hai mujh se?
2nd- Nahi to.
1st- To raat ko meri taraf muh kar k kyon soya tha...??
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Ek Aurat Dentist k Paas... Rate this Joke 5 - Excellent! 4 - Very Good! 3 - Fair! 2 - Ok! 1 - Poor!
Ek Aurat Dentist k Paas Gayi, Kurta aur Bra Utaar k Lait Gayi
Dr. Ghuse mein Bola Main Dentist Hu
Aurat - Main b Daant Nikalwane Aayi Hu, Nipple mey Phasa hai
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Patient wid oxygen... Rate this Joke 5 - Excellent! 4 - Very Good! 3 - Fair! 2 - Ok! 1 - Poor!
Patient wid oxygen mask asks nurse R my testicles black? She opens his pant n says No. He removes his mask n shouts, I SAID R my test results back.
Salim-Anarkali can I take u... Rate this Joke 5 - Excellent! 4 - Very Good! 3 - Fair! 2 - Ok! 1 - Poor!
Salim-Anarkali
can I take u 2 bed .?
Anarkali-Aapne
Bahut Badi wali CHEEZ
Maang li Jahanpanah.!
Salim-Agar Itni
BADI ho Gai hai...
to Fir Rahne do.!!
Middle clas aadmi ki bhi... Rate this Joke 5 - Excellent! 4 - Very Good! 3 - Fair! 2 - Ok! 1 - Poor!
Middle clas aadmi ki bhi kya zindagi hai Pant kharidta hai to jute fat jate ha
i .. Jute kharidey to shirt fat jati hai Sab 1 sath kharide to gand fat jati hai!
A scientist was abt 2... Rate this Joke 5 - Excellent! 4 - Very Good! 3 - Fair! 2 - Ok! 1 - Poor!
A scientist was abt 2 develop a bra dat prevents womans boobs frm bouncin while runnin or showin nipples wen wet..
DON PANIC- I hav KILLED dat BASTARD..!
