Genaral sms jokes

Abracadabra
Nope, ur still ugly!


Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person:
Nothing? Sorry, I guess UR just not SEXY? Hey! Dnt force it ugly, get lost!


2 cows in a field. 1 cow says 'Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?'
T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'



T Japanese hv banned all animal movements after discovering droppings in T Bdding in 2kyo.
Ty Blieve it could B a case of Fu2n Mouse.


Hw do U occupy an idiot?
Press down - Press up!


2 men R fishing. A funeral march goes by. T 1st man places his h@ on his chest. 2nd man says ''Th@'s nice.
1st man says 'It's T least I cn do. We wr married for 25 years.'



Y did T farmer win a noBl prize?
Bcoz he was out st&ing in his field!


Y did T jelly baby go 2 school?
Bcoz it wanted 2 B a smarty.


Wht do U cll a dog with no legs?
It doesn't m@ter wot U cll him, he ain't gonna cum.



For sale complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 74 volumes. Good condition. ?1,000 ONO.
No longer needed, got married, T wife knows eVthing!