What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!What did the Dick say to the Condom? 'Cover me!!! I'm going in...'I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary, From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.
?Suspense how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!?Statistics At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS?Farmer Joneshas farmer Joneshas got no sheep,isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag
?Gary Gliter *Newsflash*The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach.
The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
?Ba Ba White Sheep ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie?Leather Heather there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together
?Little Miss Drugy ittle miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.
