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Dunia main nahi hum dilon main rehte hainv

Hum se milne ko log apna naseeb kehte hain

Jin se b ki hum ne dosti

Dunia wale un ko khush naseeb kehte hain.


(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.


1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya

aur



wahan se neche phaink diya.


Girl:
Na cher larkiyon ko paap hoga.Kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.
Boy:
Dua Karta hn k teri ye baat sachi ho.Jo mjhe Baap kahe wo teri Hi Bacchi ho


Bche ki lulli Kaatne k Waqt bache k
Rishtedar Hajaam
ko mshwre de rhe the,

Chachi boli:
Is k Chache jesa Nokdar banana,

Mami boli:
Is k Mamu jesi Gol topi ho

Khala boli
Is k Khalu jesi Tirchi Topi ho

To Hajam apni Dhouti utha kr bola
Apki mrzi he wese fashen aj kal ye wala chal raha he


Tu Ussay Apni Tamannaon ka Markiz Na Bana nadaan..



Chand To Harjaai Hai Har Ghar Mein Utar Jata Hai...!¡


Pathan:shalimar Expres Kitne Baje He?
TT: 9 Bjy


Pathan: Local train
TT: 1 Bjy


Pathan: Mal Gari?
TT: 12 Bjy


TT: Jana kahan he?
Pathan: Patri cross karni he.


Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k
"Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye"

Lahore main us Din 26 Log Heart-Attack se Mar gye :-


Teacher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya hai? ? ? ?

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Pathan : SHALWAAR baandhnay k liye!



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