Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area! Where do frogs keep their treasure? In a croak of gold at the end of the
rainbow! Whats white on the outside, green on the i....
What do toads drink? Croaka-cola! When is a car like a frog? When it's becing toad! Why do frogs have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires!
What happened when a frog joined the cricket....
Whats a frogs favorite game? It's croak-et! What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of
mouth! What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney o....
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police? A gerbil shepherd dog! What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A
mouse-tache! Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light ....
How do you make a butterfly? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife! What is a myth? A female moth! What insect lives on nothing? A moth,
because it eats holes How do stones stop moth....
Where would you put an injured insect? In an antbulance! What's an insects best chat up line? Pardon me, but is this stool taken! What has
four wheels and flies? A rubbish bin! What happ....
How do fireflies start a race? Ready steady glow! If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football
player? The one in the sugar bowl! How do you keep fl....
A man enter a forest and met a hungry lion. He then prayed to God saying: God please
There was a lion .He told news to a tiger. When she heard the news she was dying!!
Why do birds fly South? Because it's too far to walk :)
