FOOL SMS

MAKAYA,
HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU,
HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

This
cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat,
busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

Read each word
reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT
OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

When are
you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me
within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

Count S
in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely.

Feeling
bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..

U will
be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS.

I wnt u
to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet
word 2 u.Pay The Bill

True love is
like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in
pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100
bucks and buy a pillow.

When u feel
sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U
will overcome your sadness. But don"t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.