FOOL SMS

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled


If u save this msg, it means I"m cute. If u edit this, I"m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i"m cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i"m cute!


Agar ap se koi kahe k
aap

"GOOD LOOKING"

"SMART"
or
"GENIOUS"
ho

to rakh k us ka munh pe thapr dena


or kehna march ka mahine me
APRIL FOOL?



Please open this msg
2mmorow,on Tuesday

i know u cant wait
So
Congratzzz!!!

Ur da first fool of 2009,
APRIL fool in advnce :)
HAHAHA!


Ring your friend before he / she goes to work and say ” I’m so sorry to hear you got fired ! ” - Act surprised they didn’t know yet.


Wet a tissue with milk and run around holding the tissue to your eye pretending you stuck your pen in your eye, when somebody comes close, squeeze the tissue to make the Milk spurt out all over the place



Wet a tissue with milk and run around holding the tissue to your eye pretending you stuck your pen in your eye, when somebody comes close, squeeze the tissue to make the Milk spurt out all over the place


Start a rumour that your company is being taken over and loads of staff will be made redundant. Watch the onset of panic.


Put loads of Pencil (scribble and really build up the graphite) on a piece of paper and then rub around the eye and upper jaw. Then go around the office and say you were hit beacuse you didn’t get the report in on time.



Get a universal remote control and turn the volume up on all the TVs in your local TV shop, while standing nearby. Try be covert so you can keep doing it.