FOOL SMS

Dost Pthan se:APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pthan:Haa
Dost: kis k sth or ksy?
Pathan:BV k sth.Hm ne 3 bar Talaq dia Jb wo preshan hua tu hm bola:APRIL FOOL,APRIL FOOL.


Sardar ko ek Dost ne
1st April ko Ghar khane pe Bulaya, Ghar pe Tala tha.?
or bahir Likha tha.
Baiwkoof Bana lia..

Sardar ne nichay likh dia
MAIN AYA HI NAHIN


JUDGE: Tumne Apne Husband Ko
QATAL Q Kia?
LARKI: Wo Office Se Aye
Muje ROOM Mai Lekar Gye
BED Pe Litaya
KAPRE Utare
Meri TANGEN Uthaen
Or Kaha?

“APRIL FOOL”



Us Ne kaha Faraz chalo BAAG mAiN torTay hain PHOOL, , ,

LaY Gai RaigiStaaN aUr bOli APRIL fOoL. . .


Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap


Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap



Please……

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss……

kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon……


jo sms bhejti hai wo fool hote hai jo sms padte hai wo blady fool hote hai.l mai khooch bhee nahi
bhejta is liye me khuch bhe nahi hun


Only the open heart receives

LOVE



Only the open mind receives



WISDOM



Only the open hand
receives



GIFTS



and...



Only the CUTE 1's receive



MESSAGES From ME!



Arz kiya hai

asman me tare hai jitne

ankhon me ishare h jitne

sagar ke kinare hai jitne

screw
dhile hai tumare utne