FLIRT SMS

Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???


A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I’m
J – Just
K – Kidding


U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...



If u want SUCCESS in life;
be Sweet as Honey,
be Regular as Clock,
be Fresh as Rose,
be Soft as Tissue,
be Strong as Rock,
be Sure as Death,and....
be Smart as ME.


Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me


we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more....
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?



Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre
par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...


Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we can"t disturb our Boss..."


Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but
cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and
don"t forget to smile!"



pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat
rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega