CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION.As of May 2001 Viagra will only be available through chemists by its chemical name.So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN.
Thank you
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!*NEWSFLASH* Snow white had been chucked out of Disney Land.She was reported 2 hav pulled up her skirt, sat on Pinnochio's face and shouted, 'LIE BASTARD LIE'
I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room,on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together..
2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
Penis & Balls arguing.Balls: Hey, U r very unfair! Everytime u go in u never bring us along,
only u enjoy! Penis: Eh, U think its fun? I always keep vomiting!
Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out,up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth
I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....
What is the dumbest part on a man's body? The penis.It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
