Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts,than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and mobile-phones... It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style, and then you will be the man!!!
What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside,begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? Answer: 'COCUNUT'
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And upon my headstone will be seen, here lies the bones of a f**king machine.Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!Man1: my wife is obsess w/ cars.While asleep, she holds my bird & say 'Ferari,
Porsche...' Man2: mine is worst,
she puts my bird inside her & say 'Full Tank pls.'
A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked? Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar? Turn the bar stool upside down.
