What is shineys sexual orientation??He is a Bai-sexual:-D
Man marries deaf Girl-He writes-We must workout a Code: If I want SEX Iwil press ur left BooB-U reply by shakin my penis once for YES, or 50 times for NO....!
Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he?A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe, HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.
pappu goes to buy condoms.Salesman says: only flavored ones available. Which flavor you want.
pappu: thinks thinks thinks then says chhole bhatura flavour..!!
A boss has to interview four girls for secretary position.He thought of a question and asked each one of them: A woman normally has two mouths.
Whats the difference between the two?
The first one answered: One can talk but the other cant.
Second answered: one is vertical and the other is horizontal.
Third answered: one is hairy, the other isnt.
The last one answered one is for my use and the other is for my boss.
Boss: Youre appointed.
In lift, mans elbow accidently touch ladys breast.man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me.
lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.
Widow 2 her boyfriend: No sex plz im still mournin d death of my hubby.BF:Ive worn a black condom, so open ur legs & let me offer my DEEPEST CONDOLENCES !
Thought of the DAY:Rape is not a crime,
it is just a SURPRISE sex.. -
3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.Learn from your parents' mistakes - Use birth control!
