Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go.The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.
boy: I love ur daughter since 5 months.Father: How can u proove it.
boy: wait for 4 month... u will belive ur self.
Calories burnt by sex:Lying down: 90cal
Stnding up: 492cal
Dog style: 326cal
2nd round: 824cal
Dresing up after sex while WIFE knocks at the door: 50000 cal.
