Erotic SMS Jokesww

little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed


Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy,
Jack popped out his big'n airy,
Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER


what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you run cause he's got a grenade in his mouth



There was a young girl from Wick,
who asked her mum what's a prick,
her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.


This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!


Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!



Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.


There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.


Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,
so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.



Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.