Erotic SMS Jokes

I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....


SAGGY BOOB
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!


What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!



What did the Dick say to the Condom? 'Cover me!!! I'm going in...'


I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary,
From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.


I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary,
From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.



farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag


*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach.
The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's


ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie



there was a young girl called heather,
whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together