A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u,
u will feel the same?
How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar? Turn the bar stool upside down.CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION. As of May 2001 Viagra will only be available through chemists by its chemical name.So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN.
Thank you
o you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!*NEWSFLASH* Snow white had been chucked out of Disney Land.She was reported 2 hav pulled up her skirt,
sat on Pinnochio's face and shouted, 'LIE BASTARD LIE'
I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room,on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
Penis & Balls arguing. Balls: Hey, U r very unfair! Everytime u go in u never bring us along, only u enjoy! Penis: Eh, U think its fun? I always keep vomiting!
Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh..
and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down...
Can’t wait to brush my teeth
I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....
