3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance. Learn from your parents' mistakes - Use birth control! Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts,than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis,
I will have it enlarged.
Today, in style are small cars, watches,skirts and mobile-phones... It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style,
and then you will be the man!!!
What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside,begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? Answer: 'COCUNUT'
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty?ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over.
But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave.And upon my headstone will be seen, here lies the bones of a f**king machine.
Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!Man1: my wife is obsess w/ cars. While asleep,she holds my bird & say 'Ferari,Porsche...' Man2: mine is worst,
she puts my bird inside her & say 'Full Tank pls.'
