Double Meaning Sms Messages

Mobile has become an indispensable part of our life. A mobile is like one of the precious possessions, an important commodity and necessity for us. Mobile phone turns to be more advanced, loaded with extreme 4G features which make these electronic devices to be the world’s most used gadgets these days.


He took me from a bar. He took me in his car.
He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!

Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
. . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
. . Warna
. . GADHA mar jayega

Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho:
1. Garam ho
2. Gori ho
3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho
5. Doodh zyada ho
6. Do minute me taiyar ho
7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho.

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE

Barsaat ki raat, ek ladki bheege badan, bheege hoath, bheege baal,
Use dekh ke laga, laga.............kal ye pakke bimar hogi.

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
. , , , , , . . mera matlab rasi se.....kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.

Girls misuse it!
Anger robs it!
Models sell it!
Photogrphs cage it!
Doctors advice it!
Death freezes it!
Artists create it!
That's SMILE
Keep Smiling..