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Decent sms Jokes

BOY: Dadaji aap itni Thand...
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BOY: Dadaji aap itni Thand me Balcony me bina Pant kyu baithe hain?
DADA:Kal bina Shirt baitha tha Meri Gardan akad ke Kadak ho gai, Ye teri ADI ka Idea hai


4 Dogs were fucking a...
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4 Dogs were fucking a Bitch Hard
Paas mein 1 aunty khadi thi, rone lagi
Saheli ne Pucha- Kya hua
Aunty- KUCH NAHI, COLLEGE KE DIN YAAD Aa gaye


A just born baby was...
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A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found..
An I-pill..



1 buddhe miya apni buddhi...
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1 buddhe miya apni buddhi begum k liye bra kharidne gaye.
Salesman ne puchha: kya size hai?
Miya:a b size bole to janab, Pakdo to anda, chhode to omlette


Signboard Outside The Heaven Gate: Lying...
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Signboard Outside The Heaven Gate:
Lying In bed Naked with Somebody & Screaming:
OH MY GOD..!! OH MY GOD..!!, will NOT be considered as praying..! :-D


there r wonderful pairs in...
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there r wonderful pairs in this world... Heart n heart beats, night n moon, birds n songs, roses n luv... My msg n ur SMILE... Hv a nice day!



Whats diff btw 18yr old...
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Whats diff btw 18yr old girl & kamwali bais boobs?
18yr old girls have big tight cute boobs & yumy pink nipples. Thats my experience. Ab kamwali ka tum batao


Kashti Tufano Se Nikal Sakti...
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Kashti Tufano Se Nikal Sakti Hai, Takdir Kisi Bhi Waqt Badal Sakti hai, Cricket Kya Dekte Ho diwano Tennis Dekho, sania Kisi din chaddi bathroom me bhul sakti hai.


Arz kiya hai, Na Himmat aapme...
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Arz kiya hai,
Na Himmat aapme hai, na aapki haddi me hai,
Na himmat aapme hai, na aapki haddi me hai
Himmat to usme hai jo bina haddi ke aapki chaddi me hai.



One GAY to another- Naraj...
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One GAY to another- Naraj hai mujh se?
2nd- Nahi to.
1st- To raat ko meri taraf muh kar k kyon soya tha...??



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