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Decent sms Jokes

Kareena has small.! Rakhi has big.! Rani...
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Kareena has small.!
Rakhi has big.!
Rani has 1 big & 1 small!
Aishwaryarai has two small!
Whats that???
The letter R
U dirty mind...


Girlfriend- Darling tum muzse shädi...
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Girlfriend- Darling tum muzse shädi kab karoge?
Boyfriend - Are pagli,
Do Idli Aur Ek Mendu Wadä ke liye koi purä hotel kharidtä hai kyä?


1 ladki bina sex kiye...
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1 ladki bina sex kiye pappu se paise leke bhag gayi pappu ne paper me AD di
Ek kudi kad 5,8 rang gora naam BINDU jise mile c*od le! Paise de rakhe hai.



CHAND Dekhkar..... Sitare Bane AASMAN Dekhkar........
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CHAND Dekhkar..... Sitare Bane
AASMAN Dekhkar..... badal Bane
NADI Dekhkar..... Kinare Bane
Aur Aapke KAARNAAME Dekhkar.
.. CONDOM k Kaarkhane Bane.!


BOY TT SE:? Express kitne...
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BOY TT SE:? Express kitne baje ki hai???
TT: 1 baje??
BOY: local??
TT:9 baje??
BOY: malgadi??
TT:12 baje??
TT:kaha jana hai???
BOY: Patri pe tatti krne hai..


Arz kiya hai: Jaise phooli...
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Arz kiya hai:
Jaise phooli hui
roti kabhi kachi
nahi hoti....
Wah wah..
Waise hi..
Gaur kijiyega..
Bra pehni hui ladki.
. Kabhi bacchi
nahi hoti .



Arz hai. Kabr me abtak ashiq...
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Arz hai.
Kabr me abtak ashiq ka janaza pada hai.
kabr me abtak ashiq ka janaza pada hai.
Haddiya sukh gai par haramkhor ka popat abhi bhi khada hai..


Suhag Rat Ko Pappu Ne...
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Suhag Rat Ko Pappu Ne Apni Biwi Ki Salwar Utar K Niche Machis Jalayi,
Bwi: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho
Pappu: Mere Dost Ne Kha Tha K Phele Garam Karo...


Ladkiya subah uth kar ankhen...
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Ladkiya subah uth kar ankhen kyun khujati hai...
Socho...
Socho...
Kyunki unke paas Gotiyaa nahi hoti...!!



b Apko potty Na Aye,...
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Jb Apko potty Na Aye, Bethe- Bethe Thak jaye, Bor ho jaye. Presure B Na Aye. Yaad Karna Hume, Shayad humare naam se, Gand Phat jaye aur KAAM ban jaye.



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