Decent sms Jokes

There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.


Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.


Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

Na hum aids say dartay...
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Na hum aids say dartay hain,
na hi condum say keraty hain,
hum to duniya say dartay hain,
is lia haath say keraty hain,
HAPPY Hand DAY



When I got enough confidence, the...
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When I got enough confidence,
the stage was gone.
When I was sure of losing,
I won.
When I needed people the most,
they left me.
When I learnt to dry my tears,
I found a shoulder to cry on.
When I mastered the skill of hating,
somebody started loving me
Thats life
Live it..
Love it...


Wats similar betn. Tea &...
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Wats similar betn. Tea & Woman?
Madrasi says- both R black.
Punjabi- both R hot & Strong.
Bengoli- both R sweet.
Marathi- UTHLA KI PAHIJE.
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A short walk is so...
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A short walk is so tedious when no one walks vd u!
But a long journey is just like a few steps when u walk vd sum 1 who cares 4 u..



Q: What is the Similarity...
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Q: What is the Similarity between VIAGRA n Government Offices?
Ans : Dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye ek Ghanta khada rakhtey hain...


Kya tumhare pass hai? Sulagta...
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Kya tumhare pass hai?
Sulagta Jism,
Nashili Ankhe,
Kapkapati Awaj,
Thartharata Badan,
Kapkapate Hoth, Agar hai?
To tumhe SWINE FLU hai!!


An arrow can be shot...
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An arrow can be shot only by dragging it back. So when life is dragging us back with difficulties, it means that it is going to launch you to victory.



Tamil girls very fwd do u...
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Tamil girls very fwd
do u knw y...?
Coz..
When all the other girl say
Na, Hi, Hello,
they say
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WANNA CUM