Crude sms message

?farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn’t life a drag?
coz they’re all burning in a field
he’s got no sheep to shag


?*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15’s


?ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less
meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie



Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.


Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,
so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.


Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.



The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them



I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)


There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan,
Dck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.



The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.