?Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.?Your teeth are so yellow, ican’t believe it’s not butter!!!?Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.?Yo mama’s so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.?Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!?mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!?whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?….they r all stuck upcunts!?sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs…and MULTIPLY!
?how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? …………. ………… …tell you later !!!?At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this
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