?ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie?!!News flash!!Indian earthquake kills 50 000!
USA sending food.
Australia sendingclothes.
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?Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry370HSSV 0773H
?what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don’t know they never met!?How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!?last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…. then I thought where the fuck is my roof???mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth?What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?Some traffic signs say stop
?This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and startjumping on it . Thank you
?Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they’re black andcrispy.
