?Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.?Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.?Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!
?mary had a little lamb she also had a duck,she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!
?whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!?sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs...and MULTIPLY!
?how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!?At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS?farmer Joneshas got no sheep,isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag
?*Newsflash*The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
