Crude sms message

whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!!


At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS


farmer Joneshas got no sheep, isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field he's got no sheep to shag



*Newsflash* The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's


ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie


!!News flash!! Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sendingclothes.
britain sending ... ... ... Replacements



After great sex,she lays on him playing with his penis.
"do you want more sex?" he asks?"no"she replied im just admiring your dick....i really miss mine!"


Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated,
so kiss me BABE im vacinated! IT'S SHOWTIME! How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen.
Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars,
the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??


?Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted,
kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!



?How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen.
Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!