Cool sms jokes

Pakistani poem
Mera TV Hai Japani,
Or Patloon Englistani,
Ghar Me Bijlee Hai Na Paani,
Yaro Me Hon Pakistani,
Mere Leadar Mun K Kaale,
Inke Zehnoo Me Hen Taale,
Dakoo Choor Lutere Saale,
Dil Me Inke Beimani,
Yaro Main Hon Pakistani,
Mere Logo Me Nadani,
Meri Galyoun Me Wirani,
Aata Daal Nahi Tu Kya Hai Main Khaalonga mayyat ki Biryani,
Sar Pe Mere Khaak uraani,
Meri Manzil Hai Anjani,
Yaaro Main Ho Pakistan


Gril:Mera boyfriend kab sudhry ga?

Baba G:Usko layi ho?
Girl:Nahi

Baba:Koi baat nahi.
Apni Brazier kholo
Girl:kyun?

Baba:Us k haath ki lakern dekhni hain


Aj
Meri
Sim
Ka
Birthday
Hai.
Ap
Chahein
To
Gift
Samajh
kar
is
mai
100 Rs
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Hain
ALLAH
Ne
chaha
To
Aglay
Maheene
Phir "Birth Day"
Manain gay



It feels good to stand on ground & watch up high at your AIM...

BUT It feels BEST when you stand up high & others watch you as their Aim...
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Pati shadi ke baad:Main shadi se pahle 20 aurton k 7 so chuka hun. .



Patni:Mujhay pata tha k jb KUNDLI mili ha to adatain bhi zaroor milti hongi.:-D


Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)


Wafa
Ki
Rahon
Mein

Dil
Ki
Panahon
Mein

Meri
Nigahon
Mein

Bu$
Ek
pyara sa DOST ?
.*"""*..*""*.
* $ i r f *
*. Tum .*
" * , * "



Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
To Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!

Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !

MORAL !!!
.
.
.
ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkey Ko...

KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai...

GEO KAMEEENO...


Daagh-e-Sajood agar teri Peshani pe ho to kya

Koi aisa SAJDA bhi ker k Zameen pe Nishan rahe..!
(ALAMA IQBAL)


"Nafrat"
Ho Jay Gi
Tum Ko Bhi Dunya Se, . ,
"Muhabat"
Kisi Se
"Beshumar"
Kr K Dekhna. . .



Hø Gy¡ Ha¡ Ab Tø
Black Black
"N¡GHT",

Ab Band Bh¡ Kar
Dø Wh¡te Wh¡te
"L¡GHT",

Swéèt Swéèt
Sapnø K¡ Paker lø
"FL¡GHT".

Øk ! My Dear

;...GøøD Night...;:-*