Cool sms jokes

Once in a soap industry in Japan,da soap cover was mistakenely packed widout soap in it i-e empty box.2 avoid da problem in future they
purchased X-Ray machine of million dollars 2 check whether soap is filled in cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem arose in a poor city of Pakistan. Wat did they do?They simply put a rotating fan beside assembly line.Empty boxes were flown
away! Genius!


There are 4 ways to enjoy love
1. Hand in Hand.
2. That in hand.
3. Hand in that.
4. That in that.

Now dont ask me what is that..

Q1.Ik Din ki Zindagi Mily to Kya Mngo ge?
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Q2.Maut Smne ho to Kya Chho ge?
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Q3.Zakham Dne Wala Dost Bn Jae to Kya Kro ge?
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Q4.Dost Or Pyar m Phli Pasnd Konsi Hogi?
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Q5.Agr Tumara Pyar tmko Chor Jaey Phir Wapes Aae to Kya kro ge?
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Q6.Agr Tuhmare Samne 2log Hon,1wo Jis k Liye tum Jan de Sakty ho Or 1wo jo Tuhmare liye jan de Sakta ho to kis Ko Chuno ge?
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"Zindagi to fit Larkiyun or Aantiyoon se chalti hai



Tum jesy Pappu bachoon k sahary to Pathan jiyaa karty hain..!


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Oye Hello..!

Ye Harktein Choro,

Chalo Shabash. . .

Neeche utro aur mujhy SMS Karo.!!


Question:
Suna he k:
Qurbani K janwar Ko chand-raat me Chhuriyan nazar ati hein
agar ye such hy


to
larkiyon ko mehndi ki raat ko kia nazar ata hoga?
Reply me



S U N D A Y means,
S= Soty raho!
U= Utho dair se!
N= Nahao mat!
D= Dekhtay raho TV
A= Aaram hi Aaram!
Y= Yaad karo sirf hum ko!
So,
Enjoy Your sunday


Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)


Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-



Bikney Waly Our Hain Ja Kr Khreed Lo..
Faraz"

Ham Log Qeemat Se Nahen, Qismat Se Mila Krtey Hain...