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Gham-O-Dukh K Ye Ishare Tum Na Samjho Ge,

Jo Din Hum Ne Tumhare Bin Guzare Tum Na Samjho Ge,


Tumhain Kese Bataein Tum Hamare Waste Kiya Ho,

Samandar Ki Kahani Mein Kinare Tum Na Samjho Ge,


Bus Itna Jan Lo Ek Shakhs Se Hum Ne Mohabbat Ki,

Hamare Tootne Ka Kheil Piyare Tum Na Samjho Ge,


Hazaron Mushkilon Se Kheil Kar Bhi Jeetne Wale,

Ye Aakhir Kis Jaga Per Aa K Haaray Tum Na Samjho Ge.


Masoom Dhamki:

1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankhh khhul geyi

bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga

...................70 RUKHSTI k time
Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi

Or usy uski BV ne boht mara

Ringtone lgi thi

"Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly

Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly"


:""--"": WeLcom
". ." A
"v" LovLy MorninG
Start With Name Of
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'+.+;' ; ; ;
'+. .+"+. .+
Sbha bakhar



Q: Wo Konsa Kutta Hai Jo Logon Ka Kho0n Chosta Hai Or paisy ki chamak Ka boht Deewana Hai?
uska Name 'Z' Se Start Hota Hai
Zentaier,
SOuth Africa Me Paya jata Hai.

But I Like The Way You Think...


(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil, aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kisi
ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to beghairat, agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to nakara, bachon
ko danta to jabir, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
Haaye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan.


Chahe
Gusa karo

chahe
Galiyan do

chahe
Sar peeto

chahe
MOBILE tor do

chahe
Ghar ka saaman bikhair do



Hum to is time hi
G(,")(",)D MORNING kahenge.



Research K Mutabiq
Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada
Mehenti Hoti Hain...


Kyun k


100 Mein Say 5 Larkiyan Qudrati Khubsurat Hoti Hain
aur Baqi
Apni Mehnat Say....:


Husband:
Muje aaj ofice me apne seenay k safaid bal dikhane pr old age pension mili
Wife
Pant ki zip khol k dekha detay to mazuri allowance bhi mil jata :-


Wat title suits me?

-princes of hearts
-Best nature
-Source of smile
-Rude
-Beautiful soul
-Humrous
-Sensitve
-Ready to fight
-MisS Atitude
BE HONEST& REPLY



Phatan to Bill Gates:
Wo yaara tum bi kamal ka admi ho!

GATES:
WHY?

Phatan:
Khocha Tum ne naam GATES rkha howa hai.,
or
Kaam tum WINDOWS ka karta hy... ;)