Cool sms jokes

Tumhary Liye Saber Zarori Hai is Liye K Saber Ka Eman se Wohi Rishta Hai Jo Sar Ka Dhar Se Hai
Jis Jisam K Sath Sar Na Ho os Ka Koie Faida Nahi Esi Tarha os Eman Ka Koi Faida Nahi Jis K Sath Saber Na Ho... Hazrat Ali (A.S)


Kam kaj kesa hai mizaj kesa hai,

aur btao guzra howa aaj kesa hai,

Hamare shehar mein to log MUHBAT k DUSHMN hain,

batao tmhare shehar mei RIWAJ kesa hai .


Totay howay paimanay main jaam nahin aata
Ishq k mareez ko araam nahin aata
Aey dil tornay walay tuney yeh to socha hota,
Toota howa dil kisi k kaam nahi ata



Easy is to judge the mistakes of others,
difficult is to recognise our own mistakes..

Easy is to hurt someone who loves you,
difficult is to heal the wound..

Easy is to set rules,
difficult is to follow them..

Easy is to dream every night,
difficult is to fight for a dream..

Easy is to say we love,
difficult is to show it every day..

Easy is to make mistakes,
difficult is to learn from them.


Insan Apni Marzi Se Peda Nahi Hota,,
Na Mot Uski Apni Marzi Se Ati Hai.,
To Phr Wo
Pedaish Or Maut K Drmyan Ka,,
"Wqfa"
Apni Marzi Se Q Guzarna Chahta Hai?
[MOLA ALI a.s]


Best "stand" is under"stand

best "age" is colle"age

best "work" is hard"work"

best "day" is to"day"

and

best "end" is fri"end".



Teri Mohabat Teri WAFA Hi Kafi Ha

Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi Ha

DAWAT Karo Meri Magr Takleef Na Karna

Mere Liye Bas
BiRYANi
QORMA
TiKA
or
PEPSI Hi Kafi Ha=)


Husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.


Ghar me practis karna

1. Aik angoor lo

2. Hath me pakro

3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho

4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho

WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-



Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"