Cool sms jokes

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
or __

WIFE: or KYA?


Batao na or kya?

Wife shouted tell me or kya?

Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!


1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.


Soch K Tere Bare Mein Muskurate Hain Hum,

Sab Ko Kahani Tumhari Sunate Hain Hum,

Jab Bhi Yaad Karte Hain Apko!
Sari Duniya Ko Us Waqt Bhool Jate Hain Hum...!!



hansi tha wo

Baad barson dekha tha usay

Aaj b utna he haseen tha wo

Zindagi jis k naam kardi

Afsos log kehtay hain ajnabi Tha Wo.


Bache ne apni Chachi ko JOY Capsule Gift kia 0r agly din pocha:Chachi apko Gift kesa laga?
Chachi:Kush rho beta! Sari raat TANGAY UTHA k Dua deti rahi.


The biggest suspence of life is that u know the person for whom u r praying...!
but
U never know the person who is praying 4 u...!!



Beshak ALLAH K Frishtey Dua e Rahmat karte hen

jab tak tum namaz parh kar usi jaga bethey raho

or koi baat na karo.

(BUKHARI J.1 PG.63)


Pehli raat ko kamre k andar jaate hi dulhan apna blouse kholne LaGi,
Dulha : yeh kya kar rahi ho?
Dulhan : maa ne kaha tha jate hi doodh pilana......


"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"

Qasam Se Har Ek Larka Bhula DonGi,

Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DonGi,

Ek Tum hi Raho Gy Iss Dil Me !

Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DonGi



Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL

To improve exam system,
same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit, that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.

6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers written