Q: What
do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What
do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree?A: The Branch Manager.
Q: What job
function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof-reading.
Q: How
do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: Why
do blondes love lightning?A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
It's with
tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her
brains....yes, her husband just died.
Q:
What's brown, red, black and blue?A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.
NEWSFLASH: Blonde girl fired from Banana plantation for throwing out all the
bent ones.
Q: Why
couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?A: She couldn't find the recipe.
Q: What do
you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
