Q: What
does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a
blonde?A: Space. The final frontier..........
Q: What
did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Q: Why do ya
reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
Q: How
do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
Q: Did
you hear about the blond Bear?A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.
Q: How does a
stereotypical blonde spell Farm?A: E-I-E-I-O.
Q: How
do you measure their intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
It's
with great tragedy that I report my blonde next door neighbour tried to kill
her toy poodle.She tried putting batteries in it.
To amuse a
Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled
on both sides Q: What is
the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
