Marriage Quotations

Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!


Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet? COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!


A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".



After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.


For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!


A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother" His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"



Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that


What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife. it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime! wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!



Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.