put downs

College letters other than I.O.U


The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't anywhere in sight


You should request a refund from your university.



Who's several apples short of a bunch?


Whose doughnut is out of jam?


Madam - Aapko pahle bhi kahin dekha hai - aah yaad aaya - redlight area mein dekha hai



You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one...


Somebody said to me that you ain't fit to sleep with the pigs. Well, I stuck up for the pigs.


I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception



I hear you're connected to the Police Department - by a pair of handcuffs...