Pick Up Lines

You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya


As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!


I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?



Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.


Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?



Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?


Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?


Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?



Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.