Pick Up Lines

There's
this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

Was your
Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

You're so hot,
your ass is on fire.

Hello.
Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

I'll
give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

Grab yer bag
Doll...you've just pulled...

I'm
fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

If
beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.

There's just
one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.

Was your
father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in
your eyes.