Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog horn! Where do you get frogs eggs? At the spawn shop! What's a toads
favorite sweet? Lollihops! What do you call a frog s....
What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole? A lost frog! What's green and tough? A toad with a machine gun! Why didn't the female frog
lay eggs? Because her husband spawned her affect....
Where do frogs keep their money? In a river bank! What kind of bull doesn't have horns? A bullfrog! What jumps up and down in front of a
car? Froglights! Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like....
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation! Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam! What's a
mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat! Why do mice need
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What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies! What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights? A
mouseketeer! What do you get if you try to cross a mo....
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito? You slap him and he slaps you back! What is the most religious insect? A mosque-ito! What
has 6 legs, bits and talks in code? A morese-quito! ....
What is a grasshopper? An insect on a pogo stick! What do you call a grasshopper with no legs? A grasshover! Why is it better to be a
grasshopper than a cricket? Because grasshoppers can pl....
What is the best advice to give to worm? Sleep late! What's the difference between a worm and an apple? Have you ever tried worm pie?
! What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some be....
What is a spiders favorite TV show? The newly web game! What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was
late? Your spinning me a yarn here! What do you get if....
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime! What was the snail doing on the highway? About one
mile a day! What is the definition of a slug? A s....
