Animal Sms

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe
through that thing?

Heard that u giv ur chicken ot water so that it can lay boiled eggs!

When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?
Because there are more geese on that side

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work

What did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble

Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break

Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The outside

Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!

Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!

Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits!