Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &A : A centipede with a wooden leg
Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?A : Spoiled milk.
What kind of work does a weak cat do?A : Light mouse work
Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?A : All his feathers are combed over to one side
How do you circumcise a whale?A : You need at least four skin divers
When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?Because there are more geese on that side
Why do cows wear bells?Because their horns don't work
What did the turkey say to the chicken?Gobble gobble
Why do hens lay eggs?If they dropped them, they'd break
Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?The outside
