wo snakes meet each other.. First snake:I hope I am not poisonous. Second snake:Why? First snake:Because I bit my lip!
What did the turkey say to the chicken? Gobble gobble Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work Two snakes meet each other.. First snake:I hope I am not poisonous. Second snake:Why? First snake:Because I bit my lip!
When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer? Because there are more geese on that side
diffrence between monkey & donkey?monkey save all my sms &
donkey delete all my sms,
now choice is yours....
EK BAAR EK SARDAR INTERVIEW K LYE GAYA USSE PUCHA GAYA MURGA AUR MURGI MAI UNTER KARO SARDAR NE KAHA K
PATHAR MARO BHAGA TO MURGA BHAGI TO MURGI
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud! What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps! Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an
apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs! Who ....
What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous? A maggot with attitude! Why was the glow worm unhappy? Because her children weren't that bright!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of ....
Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin! What does a spider do when he gets angry? He goes up the wall! What would
happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If on....
