When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?Because there are more geese on that side
Why do cows wear bells?Because their horns don't work
What did the turkey say to the chicken?Gobble gobble
Why do hens lay eggs?If they dropped them, they'd break
Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?The outside
Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!
Two snakes meet each other..First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Q : What do stylish frogs wear?A : Jumpsuits!
Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?A : French flies and a diet Croak
Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?A : Unhoppy
